Join the Fight Against STDs

Help us revolutionize healthcare for the digital age. At STDCO, we're not just treating diseases—we're pioneering the future of crypto-medical care.

Why Choose STDCO?

We offer more than just a job—we offer the chance to make history in the emerging field of crypto-medical science.

Exponential Growth

Join a company that's growing faster than a meme coin during bull season. We've expanded 420% year-over-year and show no signs of slowing down.

Cutting-Edge Innovation

Work with technologies that don't exist anywhere else. From AI-powered pump detection to blockchain-based treatment protocols, we're always ahead of the curve.

Mission-Driven Culture

Every day, you'll know your work is making a real difference in the lives of millions suffering from Solana Transmitted Diseases worldwide.

Benefits & Perks

We take care of our team so they can take care of our patients.

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Competitive Salary

Top-tier compensation packages with equity options

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Premium Healthcare

Full medical, dental, and crypto-trauma coverage

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Unlimited PTO

Take time off whenever you need to recover from market volatility

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Learning Budget

$5,000 annually for conferences, courses, and certifications

Open Positions

Find your perfect role in the fight against Solana Transmitted Diseases.

Senior Limp Pump Syndrome Researcher

San Francisco, CA

Full-time

Research & Development

New

Lead groundbreaking research into the causes and treatments of LPS. Requires PhD in Crypto-Medical Sciences and 5+ years experience in pump-related disorders.

Clinical Trial Manager - CRD Division

Remote

Full-time

Clinical Operations

Remote

Oversee Phase III trials for our revolutionary Diadik treatment. Experience with round-related syndrome studies preferred.

Marketing Director - Patient Education

New York, NY

Full-time

Marketing

Develop educational campaigns to raise awareness about STDs. Must understand both traditional marketing and crypto community engagement.

Software Engineer - Blockchain Health Platform

Austin, TX

Full-time

Engineering

Hot

Build the future of decentralized healthcare. Work on our revolutionary platform that tracks treatment outcomes on the blockchain.

Our Hiring Process

We've streamlined our process to be as efficient as a well-timed pump.

Apply Online

Submit your application through our portal

Phone Screen

30-minute call with our talent team

Technical Interview

Deep dive into your expertise

Final Round

Meet the team and leadership